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Take a close look at this one...


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Post by Breezey Breezey on Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:39 pm

The main part is bad enough, but that Buffet one got me laughing! lol

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Post by Tater Salad on Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:56 am

They all had me laughing. How many people would attempt to transport an elephant in a pickup truck?

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Post by JackRabbit on Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:20 pm

rollonfloor Great signs.
When you get that elephant in the truck ...
be sure to observe the traffic signs:
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Post by Tater Salad on Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:11 pm

Hell froze over? shocked

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Post by Breezey Breezey on Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:15 pm

I KNEW it was coming! Hell freezing over is definitely a sign!!! laughing ass off

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What a bargain! rollonfloor
I need some of that stuff!
Quick! ... Tater, loan me a $20 ...
I'll bring you the change ... giggle
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That had better be at least $19.99 in changes, Jack!

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Tater Salad wrote:That had better be at least $19.99 in changes, Jack!

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Too late! Don't you think? lol

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Ugh oh! ...
That's fifty lashes with a wet noodle!

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Post by Breezey Breezey on Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:33 pm

I never understood exactly what that meant! Will wet noodles even hurt? taunt

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I'm not sure where that originated. Just a funny way of saying you should be punished (but not really). I think about the only suffering would be getting wet! giggle

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Lol I kind of thought so! smile2

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I am out of my quota of megabytes, but usually it just slows down...or could there be another reason ?? don\'t know

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Roxanna, is it the same on every post you go to, not just this one?

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I had to log in, and all ok now thanks breezey.

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Driving on the highway today I saw a big sign stating : don't drive like a W followed by a picture of an anchor.
coming back, the sign stated Don't drive like a ,followed by a picture of a door knob. rollonfloor I think they are targeting a certain gender and age group,unfortunately I didn't have my camera with me. .
my all time favourite sign was in the Coober pedy drive in ''it is forbidden to bring explosives into this cinema'' the opal miners tended come in their utes with mining gear including explosives in the back.

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geezz ..where am I gonna put my elephant if I cant put it in the back of my truck ?

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Roxanna, that first sign you mention... that is funny! lol

The explosives one, funny because others just didn't give it a thought when showing up. rollonfloor

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breezey, the explosive sign has been hilarious for many years, but just now when I looked at it ...well...it could have different connotations....sign of the times?

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roxanna wrote:Driving on the highway today I saw a big sign stating : don't drive like a W followed by a picture of an anchor.
coming back, the sign stated Don't drive like a ,followed by a picture of a door knob. rollonfloor I think they are targeting a certain gender and age group,unfortunately I didn't have my camera with me. .
my all time favourite sign was in the Coober pedy drive in ''it is forbidden to bring explosives into this cinema'' the opal miners tended come in their utes with mining gear including explosives in the back.

Okay, I get that we shouldn't drive like a wanker lol!
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Tater, the expression knob is used in a similar way to wanker, I'm not 100% sure, but I think a wanker would know . laughing ass off that explains why you didn't know don\'t know

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Maybe a wanker polishes his knob? scared smiley

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Tater Salad wrote:Maybe a wanker polishes his knob? scared smiley

laughing ass off that could very well be so, I just hope the message hits the target !! giggle

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And the sign says, "Long hair freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him, why?
He said, "You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat I said, "Imagine that, huh me working for you"

Oh, signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

And the sign says, "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Eh, what gives you the right?
To put up a fence and keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
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Oh but say now, "Mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here"

And the sign says, "You gotta have a membership card
To get inside", uuh

And the sign says, "Everybody welcome, come in kneel down and pray
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine"

Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
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Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?


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