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Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

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Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by roxanna on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:01 am

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the wood pecker may have been a problem thinking ,any more ? rollonfloor

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by Ja'aj on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:26 am

Hey, Rox!
According to Genesis ... it was not Noah's decision. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by Ja'aj on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:35 am

Rox,
Have you ever heard Bill Cosby's monologue, "Noah" ?
(Noah is talking with God about building the Ark and
acquiring two of everything ! - one of each gender.)
It is hilarious!
If you haven't - maybe you can find a copy at the library ?
On tape, CD, something... TOO FUNNY!

(Noah's neighbor is curious and Noah is forbidden to tell what/why ...)
Noah: "You want a hint? Okay... how long can you tread water?"

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by Breezey Breezey on Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:01 am

I'm guessing my questioning things lead to the conclusion that there may be differences in the amount of animals attending that event.

"And to him on board the ark went one pair, a male and a female, of all animals, clean and unclean, of birds, and of everything that creeps on the ground, two by two, as God had commanded....Those which came were one male and one female of all living things; they came in as God had commanded Noah...the water had increased over the earth for a hundred and fifty days." (Genesis Chapter 7 verses 15, 24)

"Take with you seven pairs, a male and a female, of all ritually clean animals, and one pair, a male and a female, of all unclean animals; also seven pairs, male and female, of every bird-to ensure that life continues on the earth. For in seven days I am going to send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights." (Genesis Chapter 7 verse 2)

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by Ja'aj on Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:52 am

Maybe a little proof-reading could go a long way... ? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Also maybe a translator who is accurate. - and you
have two different sources.
Christians could maybe have been saved some nonsense
if the translation had been accuate from the get-go...
it turns out that it says Mary was "an unmarried woman"
not a 'virgin'.


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Post by Breezey Breezey on Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:00 am

Ja'aj... I'll tackle that one tomorrow! Shocked

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Post by JackRabbit on Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:40 pm

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by roxanna on Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:08 pm

thanks , i'll be able to watch Bill C after the 20th wen i get more megabytes.
jaaj, 'unmarried woman Mary' doesn't have quite the same ring to it 'Vergin Mary' for some reason souns more significant.

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Re: Did Noah really need EVERY creature on his ark ?

Post by Ja'aj on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:17 pm

Rox! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I think you'll like it... ?? "watch" it...?
I didn't know it could be watched !
I have it (Cosby's "Noah") on a record and a tape... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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A lot of "organized" religion -particularly those
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Post by Ja'aj on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:26 pm

"That Bill Cosby routine is hilarious.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]"

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It is ! It's one of my favorite things !
("Riiiight....")
It... and Bob Newhart's "The Driving Instructor"... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Post by Ja'aj on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:29 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:44 pm

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