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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS ? };>

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Post by Ja'aj on Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:58 pm

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(Another email from someone... and I'm gonna share it!)


WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's clothes were stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick
And a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized;
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had Arthritis?"





The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father... I was just reading here that the Pope does."



MORAL:
Make sure you understand the question
before offering the answer.
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Last edited by Ja'aj on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:58 pm; edited 3 times in total (Reason for editing : BECAUSE... you added "editorial marks" that aren't in the original post - and don't belong in it.)

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Post by Tater Salad on Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:32 am

Does that mean my mom slept with loose women? Shocked

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Post by hoaloha on Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:07 pm

Good one Ja'aj. That was good. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Re: WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS ? };>

Post by Ja'aj on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:51 pm

Tater Salad wrote:Does that mean my mom slept with loose women? Shocked

Hi, Tater,
Somehow that seems unlikely... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ... doesn't it? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I know I don't - didn't- haven't - whatever ...
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I 'think' it means either tell the truth as you know it-
or at least find out why they want to know... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Thanks! Copy/paste is a wonderful thing ...[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
and so is "swiping" ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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