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The golfing Nun... };>

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Post by Ja'aj on Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:55 pm

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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'

'It
was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We
try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented
golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'

'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'

'Far
from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in
vain today!' We were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, 540
yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden green....and I hit
the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight!'

'Oh my!', commiserated the Mother. 'How


unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you
blaspheme, Sister!'

'No,
that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying to fathom
what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball
and runs off down the fairway!'

'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.

'But
I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself!
And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk
swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my
ball still clutched in his paws!'

'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.



'Nope,
that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the
hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and
the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out
of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'

Mother
Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed
the Sister with a baleful stare and said... 'You missed the fuckin'
putt, didn't you?'




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Post by roxanna on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:39 pm

laughing ass off laughing ass off laughing ass off

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Re: The golfing Nun... };>

Post by Ja'aj on Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:59 pm

roxanna wrote: laughing ass off laughing ass off laughing ass off

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