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JUDGE NOT... (from Da Bunny) };>

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Post by Ja'aj on Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:54 pm


BEST POEM IN THE WORLD



I was shocked, confused, bewildered,
As I entered Heaven's door ...
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor ...

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp --
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud
nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake!"

"And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber ... give me a clue."
"Hush, child," He said,
"They're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you!"

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Thanks Jack! I love this one.
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Post by Breezey Breezey on Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:49 pm

I love this!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Kind of puts things into perspective, doesn't it?

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Post by Ja'aj on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:25 am

Yeah, it does!
Like, maybe the crieteria is different than
some people think it is and maybe I'm not sooo
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I love it.

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Post by Eink on Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:25 am

Hahhahahahah! Really the BEST poem i've ever imagined! (Cool! No one ever saw me hiding between that 'neighbor' and that 'young slasher'....up there) whistle
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Post by Ja'aj on Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:59 pm

Eink [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] !
You were NOT hiding there. *tsk*
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Post by Eink on Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:53 am

Ja'aj wrote:Eink [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] !
You were NOT hiding there. *tsk*
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hahahahahah! (*she saw me still?) Ehrmm, Hi, Ja'aj! Good to see you here! God is good... all the time! Yep! (*ssssshhhh... i was the one who wouldn't stop banging His door till it got open, and i just crawled my way inside...*lol*)
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